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HOLY HORMONAL!

Let’s face it-EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US ARE FUCKING WALKING ZOMBIES…maybe you’re one of the lucky few who have ZERO clue as to wtf I am talking about? MAYBE, you’re someone who has been thinking that (secretly) & until this VERY second just hadn’t yet admitted it so it wouldn’t be “real”? OR you could be JUST LIKE ME. ODDLY, I feel like I am actually somewhere in that “middle” 🤔😮. We are TIRED AF, we feel like shit regularly, […]

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Cutting the Kindergarten Bully.

“Mom, why doesn’t he get in trouble & if I did what he does, I’d be in SO much trouble?” How do I explain to my 6 yo that the kid is a legit ASSHOLE? NOT to mention, so is the school at that point. Allow me to elaborate briefly: My son is was in Kindergarten in a “highly rated” public school right next to our neighborhood. EVERYONE raved about this school & I just figured I’d end up doing […]

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Cutting My Fluff.

NOBODY TRULY knows how hard it is for me to keep my mouth from getting me into “trouble”. Quite frankly, I am over the “getting into trouble” phase. I walk THE finest line between what I “should” be saying vs what I actually say. I am 36 years old & struggle with this so I can only fathom the torment my 6 & 2 year olds feel! This is NOBODY imposing some 1940 rule upon me but rather a simple […]

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DysFUCKINGfunction.

Do you think there’s a legit reason that everyone on this planet is placed here? I am struggling with this concept. This hits VERY close to home for me, personally. Funny enough-I grew up so “ideally”. Allow me to rephrase that-we were seriously (I am going there!) the most beautiful, “all American” family who lived the most “dreamy” lives. My mother looks like Christy Brinkley (for real & is EXQUISITELY beautiful even without my being biased), my little brother was […]

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Cutting the Sick Fluff: IMMUPOWER

MUST HAVE ESSENTIAL OIL FOR EVERY MOM THE FLU FIGHTER. PERSONAL EXPERIENCES…Dude, this shit WORKS! It smells like straight up tacos BUT I SWEAR BY IT. Allow me to first point out: THIS IS NOT A SALES PITCH! I DO NOT SELL YOUNG LIVING & AM NOT BENEFITTING FROM THIS POST BY SHARING THIS PRODUCT! JUST HEAR ME OUT FIRST… To make a long story short, I am endlessly searching for all things immunity boosting especially for my 6yo, Graham. […]

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The Peace Juice, Please 2018? ✌🏼

I have now come to the conclusion-I am a legit hippie. It’s no longer just a “cute” trendy term or me joking about my lack of washing my hair, loving essential oils or the fact that my hair & clothing look like I am stuck in Woodstock 24/7-it’s becoming my whole being. I AM CUTTING THE FLUFF THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF MY INNER PEACE THIS 2018. Now, don’t get me wrong-the “fun” dichotomy of myself is that I […]

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