Let’s face it-EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US ARE FUCKING WALKING ZOMBIES…maybe you’re one of the lucky few who have ZERO clue as to wtf I am talking about? MAYBE, you’re someone who has been thinking that (secretly) & until this VERY second just hadn’t yet admitted it so it wouldn’t be “real”? OR you could… Continue reading HOLY HORMONAL!
“Mom, why doesn’t he get in trouble & if I did what he does, I’d be in SO much trouble?” How do I explain to my 6 yo that the kid is a legit ASSHOLE? NOT to mention, so is the school at that point. Allow me to elaborate briefly: My son is was in… Continue reading Cutting the Kindergarten Bully.
NOBODY TRULY knows how hard it is for me to keep my mouth from getting me into “trouble”. Quite frankly, I am over the “getting into trouble” phase. I walk THE finest line between what I “should” be saying vs what I actually say. I am 36 years old & struggle with this so I… Continue reading Cutting My Fluff.
Do you think there’s a legit reason that everyone on this planet is placed here? I am struggling with this concept. This hits VERY close to home for me, personally. Funny enough-I grew up so “ideally”. Allow me to rephrase that-we were seriously (I am going there!) the most beautiful, “all American” family who lived… Continue reading DysFUCKINGfunction.
MUST HAVE ESSENTIAL OIL FOR EVERY MOM THE FLU FIGHTER. PERSONAL EXPERIENCES…Dude, this shit WORKS! It smells like straight up tacos BUT I SWEAR BY IT. Allow me to first point out: THIS IS NOT A SALES PITCH! I DO NOT SELL YOUNG LIVING & AM NOT BENEFITTING FROM THIS POST BY SHARING THIS PRODUCT!… Continue reading Cutting the Sick Fluff: IMMUPOWER
I have now come to the conclusion-I am a legit hippie. It’s no longer just a “cute” trendy term or me joking about my lack of washing my hair, loving essential oils or the fact that my hair & clothing look like I am stuck in Woodstock 24/7-it’s becoming my whole being. I AM CUTTING… Continue reading The Peace Juice, Please 2018? ✌🏼